I need to add one more...

8. you feel that annoying little tickle between your toes like a piece of lint from your socks got stuck, so you reach down to yank it out, and what do you find? it was only the immense swelling between your toes that was bugging you. no lint to be found.

true story. just happened.

You know you're pretty darn pregnant if...

1. you can't remember what your ankles used to look like. all you know is that you're pretty sure there were bones on either side


2. it's exciting when you only have to get up once during the night to pee


3. you don’t realize until the end of the day that your shirt looks like it has a footprint on it and that you have no idea how it got there


4. sleep is no longer a restful solace, instead you wake up more achey than you were before


5. you start using your belly as an appendage, namely to shut the microwave when your arms are full


6. your husband is worried you might actually be overdosing on Tums


7. And my personal favorite... people actually tell you that they can see your hips widening

30 weeks

34 weeks